Wednesday, April 18, 2007 – 7:23 am
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! In a move that has angered some officials, the City Council has honored for a controversial 9/11 detox program that was co-founded by Tom Cruise.
The proclamation came before a Manhattan fund-raiser, hosted by Cruise, who will also be […]
Monday, December 18, 2006 – 1:22 pm
Victoria Beckham will further legitimize her career by starring as an alien bride in the Scientology film, The Thetan. The movie’s director, Tom Cruise, says he chose Beckham because she is a “comic genius.” The Acadamy should probably just give her an Oscar right now.
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Monday, April 17, 2006 – 12:36 pm
Not only is batshit crazy Tom Cruise an expert in psychology he’s now an expert in pregnancy as well. It’s already been publicized that Cruise has “convinced” Holmes to follow Scientology practices when having the baby, namely a silent birth.
“You see, when the baby comes down the birth canal and ‘explodes’ out of […]
Wednesday, April 12, 2006 – 9:28 am
According to sources, Katie Holmes has agreed not to talk to her newborn baby, believed to be a girl, for at least a week after it’s birth. Why? If you’re guessing batshit crazy Tom Cruise is behind it, you’re right.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard believed that a mother shouldn’t talk to her […]
Friday, April 7, 2006 – 11:18 am
Ever since the beautiful, young Katie Holmes and the batshit crazy Tom Cruise announced their engagement I think pretty much the entire world had the same thing on their minds. “What the fuck is she thinking?” Maybe that’s the point, maybe she isn’t.
Tom Cruise seen whispering above, “You think Thetans are […]
Thursday, March 23, 2006 – 1:59 am
The episode everyone had been waiting for finally aired tonight. South Park’s answer to Isaac Hayes quitting the show after they poked fun at Scientology. I thought they did a great job handling everything.
The back story was that Chef had gone away and joined the Super Adventure Club where they brainwashed him […]
Tuesday, March 21, 2006 – 4:40 pm
Totally batshit crazy Tom Cruise is at the center of a new controversy, an ad taken out in LA Weekly blames Cruise and Scientology for the death of a woman that was stabbed 77 times by her schizophrenic son.
“Thanks, Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, for your expert advice on mental health,
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