Friday, March 16, 2007 – 11:05 am
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Remember that terrorism preparation kit you bought after 9/11? The one with a gas mask and eighteen rolls of duct tape meant for you to hermetically seal yourself off from the outside world (while still keeping an […]
Monday, September 25, 2006 – 8:15 am
U.S. report says Iraq war has fueled terror threat:
A classified intelligence report concludes that the Iraq war has worsened the terrorist threat to the United States, U.S. officials told CNN Sunday.
Yeah, about that whole war thing. Oops.
So no ties to Al Qaeda. No WMD’s. They’re in a civil war so […]
Friday, September 22, 2006 – 9:51 am
Freaking laser beams.
The MTA is quietly testing a laser-based security system for its tunnels, according to a transit document obtained by the Daily News.
The high-tech system uses lasers to detect intruders.
One of the new devices is already in place at an end of one of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority’s vast network of tunnels, and […]
Monday, September 18, 2006 – 1:06 pm
Replublicans have to make sure you are scared of something to vote for them.
Jeanine Pirro just held a news conference outside the Capitol calling civil confinement for sex offenders “the most important public safety issue of our time.’’
Asked if it was really a more important public safety issue than terrorism, Ms. Pirro, the […]
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 – 11:35 am
Be afraid, be very afraid. Fear! That U-Haul next to you could be part of an undercover bomb making taskforce.
After setting up a mail drop in Brooklyn, the agents went shopping. Their main purchase: 2,450 pounds of ammonium nitrate, bought from distributors upstate in Rensselaer County in the town of Schaghticoke and […]
Wednesday, August 23, 2006 – 8:37 am
It’s almost election time, quick, everyone panic. Danger could be lurking in a bottle of Vitamin Water right next to you! If you don’t drink your bottle of Poland Springs in front of the cops the terrorists have already won.
What exactly does “suspicious liquid” look like? We have turned into […]
Friday, August 11, 2006 – 9:02 am
See the sort of cynicsm that’s bred when you have a President who cries wolf. Seriously though, thank God we can all finally live in fear again otherwise we might have let that false sense of security allow us to elect a bunch of terrorist loving Democrats.
“I’d rather be talking about this […]
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