Friday, May 5, 2006 – 8:42 am
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! So like we mentioned yesterday Tom Cruise has been spreading his unique brand of crazy around NYC trying to promote M:I:3. Unfortunately, he took the time to stop by 106 & Park and do the goofiest, whitest […]
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 2:25 pm
All I have to say is that there is no way hitching a ride with a male prostitute and the john he just picked up to get through the Holland Tunnel is at all good for your Thetan levels.
“There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They’d see […]
Tuesday, April 18, 2006 – 9:10 pm
When I take you out in the Suri…
The couple “joyously welcomed the arrival of a baby girl, Suri, today,” the actor’s rep said in a statement after PEOPLE first broke the news exclusively. “The child weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches in length. Both mother and daughter are doing well.”
The […]
Tuesday, April 18, 2006 – 8:27 am
So in our last post, about Tom Cruise, we took time to reflect on how we sometimes almost feel sorry for the guy…then he goes and says something like this…
The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the […]
Monday, April 17, 2006 – 11:08 pm
During his Dateline interview, Tom Cruise demonstrates his electronic leash on Katie Holmes after being told the cameras were off. You know, I know he’s getting ready to have his first biological “baby” and all, and I can imagine how exciting that could be. I almost want to feel sorry for him […]
Monday, April 17, 2006 – 12:36 pm
Not only is batshit crazy Tom Cruise an expert in psychology he’s now an expert in pregnancy as well. It’s already been publicized that Cruise has “convinced” Holmes to follow Scientology practices when having the baby, namely a silent birth.
“You see, when the baby comes down the birth canal and ‘explodes’ out of […]
Wednesday, April 12, 2006 – 9:28 am
According to sources, Katie Holmes has agreed not to talk to her newborn baby, believed to be a girl, for at least a week after it’s birth. Why? If you’re guessing batshit crazy Tom Cruise is behind it, you’re right.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard believed that a mother shouldn’t talk to her […]
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