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Brad Garrett is a Bitch Ass Pussy
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0813_brad_fame_275.jpgI am so fucking sick of celebrities eager to take all the free shit, lavish pampering and fortune that comes with being famous but losing control when somebody tries to take their picture.  They’re living a lifestyle that 90% of the world’s population can’t even imagine having and they go fucking apeshit on paparazzi.

If you’re such a fucking little bitch that you can’t take some photographers following you around and taking your picture without snapping and resorting to violence then get a real fucking job and work 50-60 hours a week and let your worries be about paying the bills and putting food on the table for your family.

Listen up Brad, if I ever see you I’m going to take two cameras and shove them in your face and take as many flash pictures as possible and I dare you to lay a hand on me. I’ll beat your freakishly large ass like you fucking stole something you fucking bitch.

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Phil “Scooter” Rizzuto RIP
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phil-rizzuto-holding-bat-across-legs-posed-sepia-photofile-photograph-c10107233.jpegPhil Rizzuto died today at the age of 89. Rizzuto was a Hall of Fame shortstop for the Yankees, he was the AL MVP in 1950 and played on seven World Series champion teams. Rizzuto earned the nickname “The Scooter” for his speed and pesky base stealing tactics.

Rizzuto was also an announce for 40 years. As an announcer, Rizzuto won legions of fans with homespun commentary, often involving his wife, Cora, or his most recent Italian meal. His popularity spread beyond New York, fueled by his appearance on Meat Loaf’s 1978 hit song “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and parodies by comedian Billy Crystal.

Philip Francis Rizzuto was born on Sept. 25, 1917, in Brooklyn. At age 4, his father, a trolley motorman, gave him a baseball bat and glove.

He tried out for all three New York Major League Baseball teams after high school, and was rejected by the New York Giants and his boyhood favorite, the Brooklyn Dodgers, because of his relatively small 5-foot-6, 160-pound frame. The Yankees signed him and sent him to the minor leagues in 1936.

He was called up to the Yankees five years later as the replacement for longtime shortstop Frank Crosetti. He said his new teammates were slow to accept him until DiMaggio interceded. The two became lifelong friends.

Rizzuto batted .307 with three home runs, 46 runs batted in and 14 stolen bases as a rookie in 1941 as the Yankees won the World Series.

He played another season before enlisting in the U.S. Navy, where he served three years in the Pacific in World War II.

RIP Scooter.

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GreeNYC
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Morning Headlines: Judge Goes Wild, But Not in the Good, Showing Off Her Boobs Way
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• So far, the most unfortunate thing about the passing of the 105-year-old and philanthropist Brooke Astor is that there is about $130 million she didn’t have a chance to give away.  Now we have to see her heirs squabbling over it.  Astor who passed away yesterday had already chosen for her gravestone epitaph, “I’ve had a wonderful life.” [NYP]

• Whackjob Bronx family court judge, Judge Marian Shelton, is taking her crazy act to the people, defending her actions of yelling at a lawyer to “shut up,” tossing a woman from court for wearing “inappropriate” clothing, telling a Caribbean man to “take those stupid things out of your hair” and saying a lawyer had “mental health issues.”  This chick makes Judge Judy look sane. [Daily News]

• Another classic diner gone, lost to the real estate greed monster.  You know it’s bad when even your own family won’t let you keep open the family business that’s been there since 1977. [NYT]

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Another Life Expectancy Post, Americans Feeling the Effect of Not Having Socialized Healthcare
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676062515_4ded4cb241_o.jpgYesterday I posted about how New Yorkers are now living longer than the average American.  Still, even as the average American’s life expectancy is increasing and is currently at 77.9 years there are 41 other countries with longer life expectancies than that, including Jordan, Guam and the Cayman Islands.

“Something’s wrong here when one of the richest countries in the world, the one that spends the most on health care, is not able to keep up with other countries,” said Dr. Christopher Murray, head of the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington.

Still researchers say that it’s not as simple as blaming it all on a lack of any sort of universal health care in the U.S.  It also has to with our astounding laziness and love of all things artery clogging and fattening.  Oh yeah, that and the fact that poor black people are really fucking up the curve for the rest of us.

Adults in the United States have one of the highest obesity rates in the world. Nearly a third of U.S. adults 20 years and older are obese, while about two-thirds are overweight, according to the National Center for Health Statistics.

“The U.S. has the resources that allow people to get fat and lazy,” said Paul Terry, an assistant professor of epidemiology at Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia. “We have the luxury of choosing a bad lifestyle as opposed to having one imposed on us by hard times.”

• Racial disparities. Black Americans have an average life expectancy of 73.3 years, five years shorter than white Americans.

Black American males have a life expectancy of 69.8 years, slightly longer than the averages for Iran and Syria and slightly shorter than in Nicaragua and Morocco.

• A relatively high percentage of babies born in the U.S. die before their first birthday, compared with other industrialized nations.

Forty countries, including Cuba, Taiwan and most of Europe had lower infant mortality rates than the U.S. in 2004. The U.S. rate was 6.8 deaths for every 1,000 live births. It was 13.7 for Black Americans, the same as Saudi Arabia.

“It really reflects the social conditions in which African American women grow up and have children,” said Dr. Marie C. McCormick, professor of maternal and child health at the Harvard School of Public Health. “We haven’t done anything to eliminate those disparities.”

Maybe after we are finished “liberating” Iraq we can get our soldiers home and have them liberate our fat asses from corporate whoredom and the political machine that takes lobbyist monies to turn a blind eye to the fatty foods and toxins that are pumped into the population every hour of every day.

If only there was some way we could figure out how politicians could make money from us being healthy maybe we would stand a chance.

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Kim Kardashian in Complex Magazine
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Finally Complex answers the age old question, just who the hell is Kim Kardashian. Kim’s like that girl that you knew at some point in your life that you really didn’t want to hang out with but you knew she might have one too many lemon drop shots and blow you in the bathroom so you really had no choice but to let her tag along.

She’s also that girl that’s always, and I mean always game to take off her clothes and pose for the camera, which always makes the party seem worthwhile at some point.

Click after the jump to see the entire layout. And yes I know the pics are a few months old but I haven’t seen the entire layout anywhere so here they are.  Enjoy.

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New Yorkers Living Longer than Most Americans
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prospect_park1.jpgThe life expectancy of the average New Yorker is 78.6 years, that’s nine months longer than the life expectancy of the average American. That wouldn’t be so mind boggling unless you take into account the vast amount of ground that New Yorkers have made up over the past 17 years.

Since 1990, the average American (yeah you Jesusland) has added only about two and a half years to his/her life, while us New Yorkers have added 6.2 years to ours. Suck it all you fresh air freaks.

In essence, there is a health gap emerging between our massive metropolis and the rest of the country—some X factor that’s improving our health in subtle, everyday ways. In fact, a back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that once you take out those uniquely New York ways to die—AIDS, homicide, etc.—we’ve still added at least 200,000 extra years onto the city’s life-expectancy tables since 1980, making crucial advances in the same health areas the rest of the country struggles with. Like many New Yorkers, I’d moved here with some trepidation—always figuring that the stress, pollution, and 60-hour workweeks would knock about five years off my life. I was wrong—precisely wrong. But where, exactly, is our excess life coming from?

In my opinion the two main factors are education and means. I think New Yorkers are better informed about their health and what is good for them, while your average middle America family is still frying up pork chops and eating fast food 2-3 times a week.

A few months back I spent about five months in Ohio consulting for a rather large corporation out there. I was shocked to see their cafeteria and what they offered their employees on a daily basis. Sure there was a salad bar but it was small and sub-par and other than that, you were basically left with whatever fried special of the day the cooks were mustering up. There was no fresh fruit, no low-fat, alternatives. Just pure, heavy, Midwestern eating. It was just shocking to see it in such a corporate environment. If you go into a corporate cafeteria in NYC it’s like walking into a Whole Food and a Trader Joes all thrown together with five or six healthy dishes to choose from every day.

I don’t even think these numbers include the dramatic decline of smokers in the city since Mayor Bloomberg’s clean air initiative took effect. Soon New Yorkers will live forever!

What do you guys think? Why are New Yorkers leaving the rest of the country in the dust when it comes to increasing our average life expectancy? Or is all that fresh air and stress free livin’ talk just bullshit?

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