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Monday, August 13, 2007

New York Public Libraries Now Have Free WiFi

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Sick of having to buy coffee or a bagel for free WiFi? Now all you need is a library card.

You are invited to explore The New York Public Library’s fast Internet network using your own wireless-enabled laptop computer. Free access is provided in all public areas in the WiFi-enabled libraries and at all times the libraries are open. Simply launch your Web browser. Your computer’s home page will appear and you may begin surfing immediately.

Brooklyn libraries also have free WiFi. The only drawback of this is thanks to major cutbacks most Brooklyn libraries are only open about five hours a day.

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Posted in Library, Brooklyn, Technology, NYC

Monday, August 13, 2007

Morning Headlines: Back to the Future

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• Having used his power and influence in the Bush administration to finally secure the resources needed to finish his Death Star, Karl Rove resigns, threatens to destroy entire planet…again. [NYP]

• This just in: Merv Griffin dead at the age of 82. In other top news: Merv Griffin still alive as of yesterday. [Daily News]

• Plan to harness East River currents to create clean, pollution-free electricity being snarled by East River pollution destroying giant turbine engines. [NYT]

• A 19-year-old kid was killed on the subway in the Bronx when him and his friends got into an argument with some other guys early Sunday morning. [Newsday]

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sex with Britney Spears or Genital Self-Mutilation?

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It’s Sunday, I have a sinus infection and I’m too lazy to walk to Duane Read to buy distilled water so I can use my nose bidet to pump some meds up my sinuses so I think of crazy shit like this.

So here’s the question I pose to you. Looking at these pictures of Brit out and about over the weekend would you rather have sex with her or mutilate your genitals in some way? It’s not even the few extra pounds, you all know I love a thick girl (holla at me Kelly Clarkson), it’s disintegration into complete whackjobbery and her new man face and all around creepy appearance.

Sex with Britney Spears?

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Posted in Polls, Britney Spears, Candids, Photos

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Is Nicole Richie a MILF in the Making?

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If there’s one thing people always say about me it’s that I give credit where credit is due. That and I rarely get drunk enough to blackout and mistake a kitchen for a bathroom. Those two things.

That being said, Nicole Richie is really starting to fill out thanks to her new pregnancy. Now that she’s put on a few pounds and grown some boobs I would totally impregnate her again.

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Posted in Parenting, Nicole Richie, Candids, Photos

Friday, August 10, 2007

MetaLinks: It’s Kind of Chilly Out!

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If you have $350,000 lying around you can get yourself a nice 700-sq.-foot co-op in Windsor Terrace. Only $500 per square foot. Oh, and the $433/mo maintenance fees. It’s practically a steal. [Brownstoner]

J-Lo. Boob job or better bra? You be the judge. I’m too busy looking at her booty. [City Rag]

There’s a first time for everything I guess. It looks like there’s a Red Cross tornado fund to help the victims of the Bay Ridge twister from Wednesday’s crazy ass storm. [Gowanus Lounge]

Leave it to the Philadelphia Daily News to publish one of the dumbest editorials ever. [BWE]

Debra Messing is hot. [Yeeeah!]

Are you ready to get high? Weeds season 3 is almost here. [Pajiba]

Billy Ray Cyrus refuses to pick up piles of what amounts to his career off his neighbor’s lawns. [Dlisted]

Isn’t Drew Barrymore a little old to be writing shit on her hand? [INO]

Andrew has a crush on Paul Krugman. Awwww! [BlogDC]

I’m still going with the female form although she makes a good argument. [ExposedNYC]

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Friday, August 10, 2007

You Think It’s Hot Now…

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acttemp_277×187.jpg After narrowly missing the record low during the winter of 2007 polar sea ice rebounded in the summer to reach an all-time low during the summer of 2007. Although, according to British researchers, we haven’t seen anything yet.

Global warming is forecast to set in with a vengeance after 2009, with at least half of the five following years expected to be hotter than 1998, the warmest year on record, scientists reported on Thursday.

Bush administration climatologists are refuting those claims pointing out the triple digit chill that’s currently enveloping the nation.

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Posted in Global Warming, Environment

Friday, August 10, 2007

Bush Trying to Figure Out How to Re-Invade Iraq

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I guess we can forget about all the old Bush/Cheney sound bytes about sunshine, rainbows and Iraq. The country Bush “liberated” is starting to piss him off again.

US President George W. Bush sternly warned Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki Thursday against cozying up to Iran, amid what Washington sees as unsettling signs of warming Baghdad-Tehran relations.

Bush, holding a pre-vacation press conference, said he was not surprised at pictures showing cordial meetings between Maliki and top Iranian leaders in Tehran but that he hoped the prime minister was delivering a tough message.

“You don’t want the picture to be kind of, you know, duking it out,” when on a diplomatic mission he said, putting up his fists like a boxer.

Keep up all your crazy diplomacy Iraq and you’re going to get your fancy asses invaded again. Bam!

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Posted in Dumbassery, Bush, Iraq, Politics

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