Intrigued by a recent article in Newsday, Is Seeing Believing?, we ventured into Manhattan yesterday to the Metropolitan Museum of Art by car, since it was Rosh Hashana 5766 so there would be no traffic and plenty of parking. So we (my friend Pat and my son) put the top down, tied our hair up and hit the highway. Manhattan isn’t very far at all, but you’d never know it if you tried to drive there on a regular weekday.
As we approached the parking garage entrance on tony 5th Avenue, we were greeted by foreign born people in uniforms, hoping to achieve the American dream, who wanted to search my trunk. Fine. I popped the trunk in this post 9/11 city. The “guard” must have spent a whole second looking in my trunk being sure not to move any of the blankets and bags that were in there. Hmm. I feel safer. Maybe 3 blondes with ponytails in a convertible isn’t threatening enough to get a real search.
Our first stop in the museum was the exhibit we wanted to see: “The Perfect Medium: Photography and the Occult.” Oooh. Ghosts. From the 1860’s to WWII, people were very interested in the occult and seances were held frequently. Early photographers “caught” these mysterious shrouded beings and also captured mediums exuding ectoplasm from various orifices. The dripping ectoplasm photos were rather nauseating and looked curiously like man made spew. You have to give credit to the “mediums” who even put that junk in their mouths and other orifices in the first place.
The photo on the left was obviously a double exposure and was meant to be a spoof on the popular past time of ghostly photography. The photo on your right was pretty bogus looking as well. In my experience, ghostly energy is less well formed. All in all, the exhibit featured trick photography and/or parlor tricks. Mediums frequently hid behind curtains while trancing and then shrouded heads would pop through. I was disappointed because I have taken better ghost pictures. See below.

Our next stop of interest was “Prague, The Crown of Bohemia, 1347-1437″. It was mostly religious art and it really drove home the fact that Catholism is truly a Christian Blood Cult. Saintly relics (body parts) encased in golden tabletop tombs, bloody Jesus’ and curiously Czechoslovakian looking Madonna’s were featured. My favorite statue (I don’t have a photo) was a life sized scourged and bloody Jesus doing the hokey pokey. Well it looked like it as he was putting his right foot in and his bloody arms were flailing over his head.
Illuminated musical manuscripts were quite beautiful but the English translations to the hymns were quite gruesome: “The Stoning of Christ” and “The Flagellation of Jesus”. oy. We were making up the verses as we strolled along. Oh flagellate me in the name of Jesus, Lord… My son was saying that if Jesus ever came back, he’d be horrified. Ditto.
We stopped by the French Impressionists, the Egyptian mummies, the Greek God statues,medievall art and my favorite, naked Greek athletes painted on vessels. You know that gymnasia means “naked”, right? In pure NYC tradition, the gift shop prices were outrageous, the food was extremely overpriced and the parking fee was enormous ($30).
Who Does This Look Like?

Uncanny isn’t it?
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Cross posted at Blonde Sense
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